Ninja Sex Party - Peppermint Creams lyrics

Dear Princess. This is a message from the battlefront, from your trusted knight, Sir Daniel Sexbang I have ridden thousands of miles I have survived the deadliest trials I've fought through battles you can't even dream For a taste of your peppermint creams Sword and steed are all that I've had To conquer the evil over the land But the beacon of light at the end of their schemes Was the thought of your peppermint creams OH! Talkin' about your b**bies The peppermint creams are your b**bies Your b**balicious b**bies OH GOD! GAH JUST LEMME GET AT THOSE b**bIES ONE TIME!!!!!!! Lost in the dark of eternal night Failing my quest meant the end of my life And when things were the worst I wanted to scream Then I thought of your peppermint creams Now I kneel and pray to the gods Amidst fallen cities and crumbling facades That I shall return and make you my queen And bask in your peppermint creams ALSO YOUR bu*t! THE TERM PEPPERMINT CREAMS ALSO REFERS TO YOUR SWEET bu*t OH YOUR ASS CHEEKS FROM HEAVEN AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Which do I like more? Your b**bs or your bu*t? GOD ABOVE don't make me choose! I'd rather die than choose I'D RATHER fu*kING DIE!!!!! And with these last words I must now bid you adieu You are my princess And I will always love you……r b**bs. It's the b**bs. I like the b**bs more, I just realized.