Ninja Sex Party - Cookies! lyrics

Ninja Brian, I think I figured out where our quest to be the worlds most intense metal band hasn't panned out yet. It's because people think we're soft! We have to write a truly satanic jam. Are you ready to get evil? Yes, this is perfect! From the darkest pits of the deepest well Ninja Sex Party you have come from hell Cursed as the name pa**ed through your lips With the two horsemen of the rock-pocalypse Fly on the backs of flaming horses Ride into your town, leave nothing but corpses k** your dad and scream obscenities Streets will flow with the blood of our enemies d**h and destruction are all around We're motherf**ing evil and we'll never slow down We are the nightmares you should be afraid of There is just one thing we love and that's: Cookies! Cookies! Yaaaaay! Cookies! Pa** the milk, please! Everybody loves cookies, hooray! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH OH GOD SAVE ME I SEE DEMONS All your nightmares have come to life The horror survives in the darkness of night Take a final breath in our realm of hate And wish for d**h as we eat this plate of Cookies! They're the taste of happy! Cookies! Chocolate chips for everyone! THE DEMONS ARE CONSUMING ME! Everybody eat some cookies today! That f**in' do anything for ya, Megadeth?