Ninja Sex Party - Attitude City lyrics

What's up baby? You're a very s**y lady What's a good girl like you doing in a 'hood like this? Your life's in danger every enemy's a stranger But good for you I rule this town with my iron fists Check my sungla**es for proof that I kick some a**es No more cla**es, you've been schooled and now you know the deal Everyone here has a black belt in "Amazing" And diplomas from The University of f**ing Keepin' it Real Hey! Hey! That's how we're living Welcome to Attitude City Hey! Hey! No f**s are given When you're in Attitude City Hey! Hey! You made the right decision If your goal was to learn how to rock Now sit back as I walk you though My life as the baddest f**in' dude on the block Every morning I wake up before the dawn and Run a half a mile in forty seven minutes flat (Unh!) Then sh** gets crazy, I water my grandma's daisies And sit down with her for biscuits and have a nice chat (f** yeah!) Then I maintain this insane body with weight training Can't contain me! Put five pounds up on that barbell rack! (Do it!) Just ask my mother, I am one tough f**in' f**er And if I have scary dreams I can just go to sleep between her and dad Hey! Hey! No one can faze me! When I'm in Attitude City Hey! Hey! This sh** gets crazy Daily in Attitude City Hey! Hey! My rock is f**in' tasty...but here come some tough Guys from the town, trying to steal my crown I'll take on your whole b**ha** gang, now let's throw the f** down! Ninja Brian, would you lay down a sick flute solo for me? Thank you. Oh what a lovely spring day For you to visit our city Here are some tasty gumdrops And rainbow colored lollipops (lollipops) Do come again with your thugs But only if you like bro hugs Here's my wallet Have a nice DAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!! HEY! THAT'S RIGHT! We are the masters Of f**in' Attitude City! HEY! WE'RE MUCH Harder and faster Than you in Attitude City HEY! WE ARE nightmare disasters! For anyone who Shows disrespect, girl your life we'll protect And if you think we're awesome then you are extremely correct! ROCK fu*k! Sorry, I don't know why we said f** there... ROCK fu*k! Sorry again.