Ninja Sex Party - The Sacred Chalice, Pt. 3+4 lyrics

We made our way inside the cave That the bear hatched in the mountain side We found the alter of sweetness and atop it lay our prize (Oh sh** the chalice.) We fought through trials, and risked our lives For this one moment to arrive It was emotional and tears strike to our eyes They took the chalice from her hands and awesomeness was theirs Now Danny can finally shave and cut that stupid hair Then their friends came back to life, they even healed the bear And no girl could resist the need to throw her underwear Because we followed the guiding light of the north star! The bond we share is indestructible and tight just like my pants And now my heart is filled with wonderous sigh of angel blessings Our quest was over and we had all survived because friendship And love will always triumph! .... "Kristen, Wait!" This is not the best time to ask, but can you tell me Just what is the chance of that blow-job from one to ten? Give me a number If it's one, then I'll put my pants back on