Ninja Brian - Mortal Kombat High lyrics

[Intro - Johnny Cage: Egoraptor] Hey Welcome to Mortal Kombat High School You the new transfer student from Street Fighter High, right? [Ken Masters: Danny Sexbang] Yeah, I'm Ken I like wearing red and making friends Yay! [Verse 1 - Johnny] What's up, I'm Johnny Cage Let me show you around I'll introduce you to the crew And tell you how to get down That hottie doing homework over there is Sonya Blade She's the most popular girl in our whole entire grade And that's Liu Kang, his kick flip helped the track team win the relay race Maleena's sorta s**y, but she's kinda got a bu*ter face And over there is Raiden, he's the smartest kid in cla** And this is Shang Tsung, he'll pull your spine out through your a** [Ken] What? [Chorus: Danny Sexbang] You're in Mortal Kombat High Where the girls are fly And there's a pretty good chance you'll die (Like 105% baby) That's right It's time to test your might So take your best friend and impale him on these spikes [Verse 2 - Ken] Johnny Cage, I don't know if I'm gonna fit in at this school [Johnny] Hey, don't worry Ken The students here are super chill and cool Scorpion's romantic and he's gentle as a deer Look, listen to the new love song he wrote It's called, "Come Here!" [Danny] La la la la la la la la la [Scorpion: Egoraptor] COME HERE!! [Ken] Agh! [Danny] A la la la la la la la la la [Scorpion: Egoraptor] GET OVER HERE!! [Ken] AHHHHHH! [Johnny] This is Goro, he's a demon And he really loves to k** He's pull your nutsac up over your head And roll you down a hill And Kano, he is criminally insane Oh, by the way, though If I say so, I can make Sub-Zero crush your skull like Play-Doh The moral is Street Fighter High can't deal with the fatalities And if you f** with us, your d**h is an eventuality You better watch your back, 'cuz we will be watching you closely And if you step to us, you know that a** is gettin' TOASTY! [Chorus: Danny] Yeah-eah-ah! It's prime time for romance And if you tell Kitana your details She'll decapitate you with the fans There is a chance you will not survive this dance There are so many wondrous ways for us to k** your a** [Johnny] k**ed at a blood transfusion! (Donatality!) Stabbed while ejaculating! (Masturbatality!) Eating too much pasta! (Carbohydratality!) I'm having trouble peeing That's a prostatetality! k**ed as you're conceived! (Procreatality!) ¡Muerte Español! (Translatality!) Cut by triple axel! (Figure skatality!) [Ken] I like it when a girl has a nice personality! [Outro] Ahem I'll see myself out