When I was 10, froggy 'n' bad, the first taste of puddin' I ever had, my sister's friend, sweet little Sue. In the backyard, in a little shed, first time that I was fed--- that tasty dish, just for two C'mon gimme some of that shakey puddin', cause it's so doggone good You know I love your lovin', honeywouldn't quit you if I could Well I was raised a little cad, with a stack of Playboys my daddy had Soon I was on the road to sin Some Catholic girls liked to play along, sneakin' out to Van Halen songs That began my life-long binge I thought about a normal life, instead of runnin' around half the night Takin' someone to slow me down I could be some girl's Mister Right, settle down, three kids and a wife That really don't sound so bad C'mon gimme some of that shakey puddin', cause it's so doggone good You know I love your lovin', honeywouldn't quit you if I could