Well, I gotta go, down the road Outta my way, Pigf*ckers,it's getting old I'm leavin town, anywhere bound Call my name, I won't be found With your Wal-Mart gossip, and country-fried philosophy, toothless witticisms abut farm machinery Just a greasy ham stuffed with high-school football scores, I'm hittin' the road, mister, I can't take it anymore Jacked-up high-school jarheads tradin' licks at the Dairy Queen Line-dancing silicon bimbos trying to be seen A thousand well-placed hand grenades in the local mall, my little way of sayin' "Goodbye to all y'all!" Well, anyone can see, it's been home to better than me, so I guess I'd better watch what I say. But what am I supposed to do, the one thing I know is true: the only time I like it is when I'm far away