Nikolai Gogol - The Inspector-General (Act 4 Scene 4) lyrics

Khlestakov and the Postmaster. POSTMASTER [in uniform, sword in hand. Drawing himself up] I have the honor to present myself—Postmaster, Court Councilor Shpekin. KHLESTAKOV I'm glad to meet you. I like pleasant company very much. Take a seat. Do you live here all the time? POSTMASTER Yes, sir. Quite so. KHLESTAKOV I like this little town. Of course, there aren't many people. It's not very lively. But what of it? It isn't the capital. Isn't that so—it isn't the capital? POSTMASTER Quite so, quite so. KHLESTAKOV It's only in the capital that you find bon-ton and not a lot of provincial lubbers. What is your opinion? Isn't that so? POSTMASTER Quite so. [Aside.] He isn't a bit proud. He inquires about everything. KHLESTAKOV And yet you'll admit that one can live happily in a little town. POSTMASTER Quite so. KHLESTAKOV In my opinion what you want is this—you want people to respect you and to love you sincerely. Isn't that so? POSTMASTER Exactly. KHLESTAKOV I'm glad you agree with me. Of course, they call me queer. But that's the kind of character I am. [Looking him in the face and talking to himself.] I think I'll ask this postmaster for a loan. [Aloud.] A strange accident happened to me and I ran out of cash on the road. Can you lend me three hundred rubles? POSTMASTER Of course. I shall esteem it a piece of great good fortune. I am ready to serve you with all my heart. KHLESTAKOV Thank you very much. I must say, I hate like the devil to deny myself on the road. And why should I? Isn't that so? POSTMASTER Quite so. [Rises, draws himself up, with his sword in his hand.] I'll not venture to disturb you any more. Would you care to make any remarks about the post office administration? KHLESTAKOV No, nothing. The Postmaster bows and goes out. KHLESTAKOV [lighting a cigar] It seems to me the Postmaster is a fine fellow, too. He's certainly obliging. I like people like that.