Nikki Muller - The Ivy League Hustle (i Went To Princeton, b**h) lyrics

I went to Princeton, b**h, though thats something I dont say, cuz thatll make anything with a dick run away So Ill play it dumb and in case you hate, Ill only name my college by the town or the state You get intimidated when you learn my school? Well you should. Cuz Im smarter than you. But f** it, ima gonna stop apologizing for penis, Im tired of pretending that Im not a f**ing genius. I went to Princeton, b**h Yes I did you heard I went to Princeton, b**h Phi Beta Kappas the word I went to Princeton, b**h Its a point I dont beleaguer but this b**h youre taking out is an Ivy Leaguer I guess you wonder why I can float so free Well, I got a 790 on my verbal SAT. and I got a lot in common with Michelle Obama, This brain, these arms and our alma mater. Old Na**aus the bomb, number one ranked, homes cuz you know I didnt have to take out any student loans. Sang in the glee club cuz Bachs the sh** Read Proust and Benyamin when I studied comp lit And I guess youre gonna ask about my Eating Club b**h, please, thats Terrace, fool, food equals love I went to Princeton, b**h You know I say it proudly I went to Princeton, b**h Ill make ya summa cum laude I went to Princeton, b**h In high school I was over eager, and thats how I became an Ivy Leaguer So I started liking acting thought Id give it a shot So I studied at Havard with a Russian from --- Scene training, Shakespeare, movement study was hardest But I got an MFA cuz Im a mother-f**ing artist. Now I live in L.A. writing raps, comedies And Im wondering what Im doing with these two degress Now you know they always told me that knowledge is power So how come I cant make more than 14 dollars an hour? I went to Princeton, b**h I dont have money to live I went to Princeton, b**h Please let me tutor your kids I went to Princeton, b**h My acting income is meager, it doesnt really help that Im an Ivy Leaguer I went to Princeton, b**h I went to Princeton, b**h I went to Princeton, b**h I went to Princeton, b**h I went to Princeton, b**h.....