Another cat amongst the pigeons Another spanner in the scheme of things I don't know why it shakes them up so much They're so out of touch with me. It isn't easy finding something new The bible bashers beat you black and blue Fire and brimstone raining down on you But you know it's true, they know what they can do. (Chorus ) Monkey business, mankind I've got a theory that will blow your mind Monkey business, you'll see I got you swinging from swinging from tree to tree I'm never sure about what they want They put their collars on back to front They got their answers and they don't like mine But I'm only trying to help. They say I should be full of shame and dread They point to Genesis and shake their head They don't know what it is they makes them tick But I've news for them and it's not so romantic. Monkey business, mankind I've got a theory that will blow your mind Monkey business, you'll see I've got you swinging from tree to tree. Monkey business, mankind I've got a theory that will blow your mind Monkey business, you'll see You got an ape in your family tree. We don't want monkey business We don't want monkey business Monkey business, mankind I've got a theory that will blow your mind Monkey business, you'll see You've got an ape in your family tree