Just another stupid white man He was unemployed and rich An expert drunken driver With a most alarming itch He was belly deep in cronies They laughed at all his jokes There were sycophants and phonies And a lot of daddy's folks He was Loud, proud, confident and wrong Bold, positive and strong Cold, sure but all along He was loud, proud, confident and wrong He cut his teeth in Texas That put him on the map Fried more than Colonel Sanders What an interesting chap B.S. inclination U.S. troglodyte A fundamental Christian Yeah, fundament is right He was Loud, proud, confident and wrong Bold, positive and strong Cold, sure but all along He was loud, proud, confident and wrong Got the job that he was born for Not quite bona fide He had brother in his corner And God was on his side To leave us in the sh**ehouse God thought he'd have some fun So he put him in the Whitehouse And said give this man a gun He was Loud, proud, confident and wrong Bold, positive and strong Cold, sure but all along He was loud, proud confident and wrong Bold, positive and strong Cold, ignorant and brash Flash, sure and all along He was loud, proud confident and wrong