Nihilist - Who Am I lyrics

[Verse One] Who am I? I'm that guy who pisses people off Talks about controversial topics and leaves everyone scoffed If she were real I'd probably rape Lora Croft Has an emo friend named Quel Loft One Christmas I cut my sisters head off and gave it to my mom right along with my girl of socks, like try better next year b**h; now I'm the boss Surprisingly enough she called the cops, from now on three little piggies get the holidays off f** battling I'll physically murder anyone who sounds soft That's right I don't play Use dry ice to spray down any gay Am I crazy or psycho? Well it just depends on the day Take a girl on a date, bring her down to the bay Put her head under water until she lay motionless and sway Then walk away singing happy birthday I'm a literal psycho path I'll slash your a** faster than lighting a match and taking some gas to ignite it Don't try to fight it, I'll k** any f*ggot you nitwit! Don't bother trying to help me because I'm a Schizophrenic But don't panic because then I'll go manic Cut out your intestines and use them to hang you between two trees like a hammock I'm an atheist so how can I be satanic? Let's go down to the lake so I can make you sink quicker than the titanic, and you'll be more lost than Atlantis [Verse Two] Girls keep leaving me saying all I do it cling So I sit in my room, work out my right arm, and let it rain offspring My name is James Earl Ray making everybody pay Whether you're a different race, disables, or gay I guess that I can get away with the stupid sh** that I say because you don't know me personally If anyone you've ever met in real life said half the sh** that I say you would try to get them into therapy When in reality I'm probably the one that needs mental help But the last person that tried to get me into therapy got stabbed while I sat there and laughed hysterically This is why I do what I do on the mic If you don't like my music I'll blast you in the neck and f** your corpse all night It would be useless to try to put up a fight I'll just slam you into the light, until everything get's really bright Then hit you over the head so hard you'll lose your f**ing eye sight [Verse Three] People in my school annoy me so I might just shoot it up While screaming "No running in the hall ways, that's disorderly conduct" I got you all bucked just because I f**ed with the social construct The kids that were home sick had even worse luck I'll sneak into their house when it's real dark and slit their dogs throat just so that way it doesn't bark Then make my way into the parents room and cut out the moms heart Inject the dad with a poisonous dark Watch him fall on the floor acting like a f**ing retarded and hit him harder than when Dr. Dre slapped Dee Barnes Then rip out his esophagus just to get me hard As for the kid I'll hang him like a Kite Strain his neck real tight Go cannibal when I start to bite Get him in more than one slice and roll him like some f**ing dice Then when the cops come by just say "Everything's alright, I'm white" And they'll walk sway saying "Have a wonderful night"