Got a small infection It's turning bright red If it gets into my bloodstream It'll go straight to my head Can't stop itching Can't stop scratching It won't go away, Oh No Got a ma**ive infection Climbing up to my knee Too late to call the doctor Better call the CDC Can't stop itching Can't stop scratching It won't go away, Oh No I'm a patient in an ER gown Incapacitated, gagged and bound Fighting a war that cant be won As limb by limb I come undone Results are in Prognosis: Negative Got a nasty infection It went straight to my bone Now I'm an amputee I can't put my pants on alone Can't stop itching Can't stop scratching It won't go away, Oh No I'm a patient in an ER gown Incapacitated, gagged and bound Fighting a war that cant be won As limb by limb I come undone I'm a lab rat in an ER bed Watch the infection quickly spread Out of control it grows and grows From my head down to my toes Results are in Prognosis: Negative