Nigel Green - Haunted House Of Rock lyrics

[Verse 1] Welcome to the place where all the creatures meet The last building to your left on a dead-end street Youll find skeleton bones outside on the pavement And torture chambers down in the basement Cobwebs hangin' over your head And music bein' played by the grateful dead And spinnin' on the turntables back to back Is no other than my main man wolfman Jack The M. C. of the night rappin' to the tunes Was the creature from the black lagoon There's a sign on the door that can't be missed It reads 'Enter ... But at your own risk' Cause people seen reported goin' in the haunted house But never again seen comin' out You ask me if it's true Ill leave it up to you Here's an invite I hope I see you tonight [Verse 2] We sent out invitations for weeks and weeks We invited in all kinds of creeps Like Dr. Jeykl and Mr. Hyde The Adams family and the monster five The invisible man Where could he be? We know he got inside the party free One of these days they're gonna catch him red-handed If not for sneakin' in free For being a booty bandit The bartender was cute But kinda hairy And Dracula was k**in' those Bloody Marys He got drunk as a skunk And started trouble all night But everybody knew his bark was bigger than his bite It was the only place for you to be The first 200 witches in the party were free And all was well until the clock struck 12 Everybody jumped up and started raisin' hell [Verse 3] They were screaming' They were breakin' They were foaming at the mouth Just minor side effects of the haunted house You'll have haunted dreams all in your sleep You'll be tossin' and turnin' to the funky beat Frankenstein was there with some crazy looking chick I think she said her name was 'Voodoo an a stick' She had a big fat head and a skinny body I wouldn't be caught with her alone There is none at a party Egor was there with the monster crew I seen everybody there except you Why didn't you come? Weren't you prepared? Or could it be that you were scared It's just not fair that you couldn't be there Because you really missed a lot and I'm tellin' you We really brought the place down at the haunted house of rock