Nigel Butler - Real Late Starter lyrics

I woke up late today Actually I do that everyday Got no place to be seen I'm not part of a scene I'm a genius loser Keeping counsel with my own opinion President of the state that I'm in Should I just stay in bed? Should I live in my head? Oh God so many questions to ask Oh you could call me lazy I think of it as taking my time Cos I don't want to do what I don't want to do I'm the king refusenik But oh my God If I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine But I'm a real late starter So I'm making up for lost time Oh my God if I was somebody You'd be kissing my arse right now But I'm so polite - I do it all of the time I missed my calling in life Oh well Day by day I wonder If I will be torn asunder By these things that I know That nobody else knows Or maybe it's the drinking I guess we should consult a Bible Everybody needs a sign or Bless the birds and the bees The flowers and trees And blessed be the slacker But oh my God If I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine But I'm a real late starter So I'm making up for lost time Oh my God if I was somebody You'd be kissing my arse right now But I'm so polite - I do it all of the time I missed my calling in life Oh well You must be having a laugh Oh God your having a laugh No point in worrying if my days a disaster Inside my little head I'm happy ever after Yes I am But oh my God If I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine But I'm a real late starter So I'm making up for lost time Oh my God if I was somebody You'd be kissing my arse right now But I'm so polite I missed my calling in life But oh my God If I was somebody I'd be doing it all just fine But I'm a real late starter So I'm making up for lost time Oh my God if I was somebody You'd be kissing my arse right now But I'm so polite - I do it all of the time I missed my calling in life Ohh what am I like Yeah well Oh well