Take me to the Blue Moon Motel Carry me over the threshold Treat me like I am your young bride Together on our wedding night f** me in the motel shower Make my makeup run like a p**n star Carry me naked to the bed Fawn my hair out when it's still wet From the motel window, the signs twinkle and the stars go I see all the places you've taken me and all the places we'll go together Hold me spoon me and I'll pretend In your arms that I am pregnant With your baby, yeah your baby Your two babies softly sleeping You're my Mickey, I'm your Mallory You're my Kurt, I'm your Courtney You're my Joe, I'm your Norma You're my Clarence and I'm your Alabama