[Refrain] You're everybody's Saturday night Smoking, drinking Maker's 'til the morning light You ain't real picky 'bout the company Just an open ear and a dusty knee And you'll be Mr. Saturday night [Verse 1] George Davis drives his girl to work Drops her at the diner in his sweaty work shirt It's Monday night with nothing to do So here he is on your front stoop Cause you'll be his Saturday night Oh it's Wednesday and old Willy cam 'round Traveled in from out of town You're dear old friends, it's been too long You and Willy gotta tie one on And you'll be his Saturday night [Refrain] You're everybody's Saturday night Smoking, drinking Maker's 'til the morning light You ain't real picky 'bout the company Just an open ear and a dusty knee And you'll be Mr. Saturday night [Chorus] Mr. Saturday night (Mr. Saturday night) Mr. Saturday night (Mr. Saturday night) Mr. Saturday night (Mr. Saturday night) [Verse 3] Saturday finally rolls around I got a manicure and a dinner gown You're on the fence, say, "it's been a long week" Gonna crack a Cola and put up my feet Well there goes, my Saturday night [Refrain] You're everybody's Saturday night Smoking, drinking Maker's 'til the morning light You ain't real picky 'bout the company Just an open ear and a dusty knee And you'll be Mr. Saturday night [Chorus] Mr. Saturday night (Mr. Saturday night) Mr. Saturday night (Mr. Saturday night) Mr. Saturday night (Mr. Saturday night) You're Mr Saturday night (Mr. Saturday night) Mr. Saturday night (Mr. Saturday night) Mr. Saturday night (Mr. Saturday night) [Outro] Darn it all, I was really looking forward to that Guess I'm going out with the girls