Everyone is, everyone is A f**ing critic, a f**ing cynic Everyone is, everyone is A f**ing critic, a f**ing cynic It's e-- easy to be A junky in the sea Easy to be [?] f**ing [horse?] in the sea Easy to be so special When you're f**ing beautiful, and you're rich And it's e-- easy to get bitter I should know... Everyone is, everyone is A f**ing critic, a f**ing cynic Everyone is, everyone is A f**ing critic, a f**ing cynic It's e-- easy to see The worst in everyone Yeah, it's e-- easy to be A f**ing hater in the sea Easy to hide Behind your computer And it's easy to talk sh** Everybody talks sh** Everyone is, everyone is A f**ing critic, a f**ing cynic Everyone is, everyone is A f**ing critic, a f**ing cynic Everyone is, everyone is A f**ing critic, a f**ing cynic Everyone is, everyone is A f**ing critic...