{Intro} Get piss'n'pood on Yeah Mario Peach Luigi {Verse 1} When I was young and my dad get piss'n'pood on Mario, Peach, get piss'n'pood on Go to school get piss'n'pood on Kinda funny 'cause I used to get piss'n'pood on Like "dong dong Diddy Kong Kong", seen? So much piss'n'poo Mario Kart get piss'n'pood on In the club, everybody piss'n'pood Look around, everybody pood'n'piss I ain't talking 'bout this sh*t they call piss'n'poo I'm talking 'bout the sh*t you snort and go "poo poo poo poo" I mean just go bonkers Make the young girls go so long gay Bowser Yeah Make a ni**a wanna pull out Mario Kart Luigi Kart {Chorus} Ring, bom bom bom bom, huh Mario Kart, bom bom bom bom, huh Monkey outside, bom bom bom bom Diddy Kong all night, bom bom bom bom (Gotta make it to the end) Bom to the bom to the clang clang clang, yeah Banging on that ass like orangutan (Jesus, yeah) Mario Kart get piss'n'pood on (Yeah) And transform again like (Yeah yеah yeah) {Verse 2} Piss'n'poo, can a ni**a make more? Stеal my poo? I ain't got no reward Like hmm, make yourself piss'n'poo mushroom Mario Kart All y'all ni**as wanna get piss'n'pood on All y'all ni**as wanna spit hot piss Pissin' ass ni**as wanna hit like me Meanwhile yo b*tches wanna kiss my piss Child Rebel Soldier hit that ass for the combo AK-47 and the dress on a rhino (Boom) Mario Kart Mario Kart, riding with my b*tch Peach Riding big gay Bowser Riding with my b*tch mane all night long One second I'm here next second I'm Mario That's two in 60 seconds ni**a what you want? Girls on me like Mario Kart My dick like Mario mushroom food Make Szechuan, or Hunan ni**a I'm hot like Mario dick {Chorus} Ring, bom bom bom bom Mario dick, bom bom bom bom Luigi outside, bom bom bom bom Piss'n'pooin' all night, bom bom bom bom Bom to the bom to the piss piss piss Banging on that ass like orangutan Mario transform to a gay man And transform again like (Mario Kart) {Verse 3} ni**a, I'm hot like Diddy Kong BBC ICECREAM skewed on No discounts, no coupons But I got the Rolls Royce for the Gay Poupon Now you jealous with your face screwed on Who on? ni**a, you on? Feeble ass ni**as only get booed on sh*tty attitude get pissed and pooed on fu*king with Peach? Shh, you Mario Retreat ni**a, you don't wanna feud on Your nerves ain't there for a big dude on Stompin' that ass until you gone Hoping that you make it home wit' yo shoes on While I'm tourin' these booties, scoring these movies And I'm chilling with Stewie (Damn you vile woman) Piss'n'pooin' with Stewie Sunglasses, campaign and jewelry Ask Mario how he really wanna use me Tourin' these cum booties, stompin' that ass and Lookin' for Bows' like I'm sweating profusely {Chorus} Ring, bom bom bom bom (All you ni**as is Gucci) Aerosol can, bom bom bom bom Luigi outside, bom bom bom bom Mariooutside, bom bom bom bom Bom to the bom to the clang clang clang Banging on that ass like Diddy Kong Motherfu*ker transform to a grown man And transform again like (Major Lazer) {Outro} So long gay Bowser Buh-bye!