Here's another song about a place near Hong Kong They got lots of opium and Lapsang Southong Siam, Siam All the fancy p**ycats come from this area Also got a lot of animals that scare ya Siam, Siam Python legs are poached in slimy toad saliva After eating that I'm lucky I'm aliva I am, yes I am Ask the King if you can stay to sample cuisine Maybe he will even let you dine with the Queen Siam, Siam Nicest little place i live in since Budapest If you think that I'm in love, you're right, I Confess I am, I am, yes I am, with Siam I am, I am, yes I am, with Siam