Nick Mason - Corporal Clegg lyrics

[Verse 1 - David Gilmour, Nick Mason] Corporal Clegg had a wooden leg He won it in the war In 1944 Corporal Clegg had a medal too In orange, red, and blue He found it in the zoo Dear oh dear oh were they really sad for me? Dear oh dear oh will they really laugh at me? [Chorus - all band] Mrs. Clegg, you must be proud of him Mrs. Clegg, another drop of gin? [Verse 2 - David Gilmour, Nick Mason] Corporal Clegg umbrella in the rain He's never been the same No one is to blame Corporal Clegg received his medal in a dream From Her Majesty the Queen His boots were very clean [Chorus - all band] Mrs. Clegg, you must be proud of him Mrs. Clegg, another drop of gin?