Nick Lutsko - Let Me Host S&L lyrics

{Verse 1} Haters trying to steal my shine They'll have to kill me if they think I'm missing Saturday Night Live It's almost Elon time But Elon's not that good at jokes so I should host and Elon should resign {Chorus} Let me host S&L My brain works really well And Dr. Scripps agrees I am in perfect health I'll write the show myself I'll book my own motel I'll gloat on live TV as Mel's birds burn in hell {Interlude} "Apparently Bill and Melinda Gates are splitting up. Um... awkward!" {Verse 2} Let's not waste time on Colin Jost In fact, let's lose the cast I'll bust my ass and do a one-man show I'm a multifaceted host If you choose Elon over me I'll start an S&L all on my own {Chorus} Let mе host S&L Lorne Michaels, herе's my cell Please don't believe the stories Grandma's boyfriend tells I'll shoot the show myself Your ratings will excel You won't survive another year without my help Let me host S&L Or I'll start one myself I'll gloat on live TV as Mel's birds burn in hell Let me host S&L Or I'll start one myself Your show won't last another year without my help {Outro} "Live from Grandma's basement, it's Saturday Nick! Featuring... Nick! Desmond! With musical guest... Nick! Now here's your hose... Nick!" "Has everybody seen this? Joe Biden is double the size of Jimmy Carter. What's next, he'll be double the size of Mount Rushmore? I have to say, the Republicans are not that happy with Liz Cheney. And I'm wondering, what did she do, shoot someone in the face in a horrible hunting accident? Um, 'cause her dad did that."