Well I heard they castrated Castro I heard they cut off everything he had What a dirty low down thing to do To mess him up like that They dumped him in a jungle In the land of the sugar cane Ever since the day they fiddled around I said he ain't never been the same I say Oooh-La I say Oooh-La I say Oooh-La Well I heard they castrated Castro Because he was the people's friend They told him once and they told him twice Said I ain't gonna tell you again They put a bit of pressure on him That's when he told them what they could do So the word came down from a northern town "Set up a jungle rendezvous" I say Oooh-La I say Oooh-La We say Oooh-La He had been livin' in a different world Then he was nutted by reality He had been living in another tree Then he flew down To see what happened I went out to see my sister She was not in So I went and bought a paper Then I returned She was well into the racing On the TV She has never been that fond of me I went and turned her over See I'd been livin' in a different world Then I was nutted by reality I had been living in another tree Then I flew down To see what happens I was listening to an echo I was impressed Even though I couldn't see it It was the most I was jumping and a-gleeing at every one I was speaking in a foreign tongue My pleasure gave no pleasure See I'd been livin' in a different world Then I was nutted by reality I had been barking up another tree Then I flew down To see what happened