Nick Lowe - Failed Christian lyrics

I'm a Failed Christian I don't go to church I smoke and I drink And I lie and I curse It never got to me Your sermon and all You talked and talked About nothing at all I'm a Failed Christian Failed Christian I've got two recollections Taking the collections And tears when the choir Sang in harmony It scared me half to d**h I swore as I left With a inside pocket full Of change and memories I'm a Failed Christian Failed Christian I'm a Failed Christian I've got my own church I pray with my soul To this great universe All over the world The bloods on their hands Religious instruction I can't understand I'm a Failed Christian, Failed Christian I'm going to meet my maker A firm beleiver Of spirit in music Theres a prayer in a song I'm a Failed Christian And if I'm go under Them you're coming with me That much I can't tell I'm a Failed Christian Failed Christian I'm a Failed Christian I don't go to church I smoke and I drink And I lie and I curse