Thank God we don't get all our hurts at once That would be a really really bad thing When my baby comes Thank God we don't get all our olds at the one time (Uh listen to me talking in my hospital gown!) When my baby comes Best thing about this place are the showers The worst thing is the visiting hours (Hey, careful of the carpet!) When my baby comes They had pistols and they had guns They threw me on the ground and they entered into me (I was only fifteen!) When my baby comes Just how long you gonna be my baby? Just how long you gonna be my baby? Until you come? She got hands as white as milk And weaves a web of spider's silk that glistens When my baby comes There is an ancient question behind her eyes That I can't even begin to describe (Hey hey, listen don't do that on the carpet!) When my baby comes Is there anyone out there wasted their lives? On booze d** husbands wives and making money? When my baby comes Well they had pistols and they had guns My skirt above my head I was so much older When I crawled out from under their mushroom cloud Just how long you gonna be my baby? Just how long you gonna be my baby? Until you come? When she come? When she come?