Nick Jonas - I Never Met a Wolf Who Didn't Love To Howl lyrics

[Prologue / Ivy ("Marilyn"):] When you are born with s** appeal In a forest called Hollywood You'll find more wolves at your backdoor Than that Little Red Riding Hood Now she and her little old Gramma Could have learned from the men I've dated That a wolf can be quite a devotee Once he's domesticated! [Ivy:] Here's a lesson they should teach in school When a girl gets curvy, and the boys all drool If math and science just ain't your style Just give that teacher a wink and a smile For a pa**ing grade, you won't have to wait And you can thank him later when you graduate Cause I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl! No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl If a nice diploma you wanna get Well, then, make that teacher the student's pet Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl! You never know where a wolf might crouch But his natural habitat's the casting couch So take lots of pictures of the wildlife To tell the wolf you could share with his wife The Hunter gets captured by the game Then Leo the Lion will be roaring your name! Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl! No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl If your face and figure are whistle bait Then honey, you'll have the keys to the studio gate! Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl! [Ensemble:] The three little piggies sure had it wrong When the wolf came-a-knockin' with that old song [Ivy:] He was huffin' and puffin' sayin' "Marilyn, I gotcha!" I say "Come on in" & I put on Sinatra Oh, Frankie! A wealthy wolf likes to buy his toys But he really is just one of the boys If you've got something for which he's cravin' It sure is good that he's been savin' Be a fan, give his cheek a peck But get his autograph on a cashier's check Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl! No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl Even if that wolf's just a grey old goat [Lyle:] WHAT?! [Ivy:] He still will make a nice fur coat Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl! Go, baby, go! [Musical Interlude] Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl! No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl This wolf looks like he's ready to dine [Lyle:] Tell me, where can I sign on the dotted line? [Ivy:] Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl! Oh, yeah!