Nick Javas - Warning Track lyrics

Miss Hip Hop came along and I remember Like it was yesterday, how could I ever forget her It was right around the time of the 18th letter I was wearing a BRONX BOMBER when I NEW YORK MET her If I had her phone number I'da RANGER Or sent a couple TEXAS hoping she get the message Let her know that there's nobody as bad as her SEATTLE get you focused when you're planning on MARINER And then came the school days In the park in the dark, like Toronto we BLUE JAYS Ahh to be a kid again Just get high and listen to the tribe like the INDIANS Got more pot from our WHITE SOX Made a short stop, then we're JIMMY ROLLIN PHILLIES Then the rhyming started And you already know, being a FLO-RIDA, MARLIN Munchies setting in, so of course you know If I ran out of cookies, I just BALTIMORE ORIOLES You know how the story goes One word will make the paranoia grow When somebody says “cops” Without looking I'm booking until my feet bleed, f**ing RED SOX Running like I saw a GREEN MONSTER Nosey mother waiting at home to catch me, had to DODGER So to pa** time I combined the sprite with the gin Mixed in with MINNESOTA like a TWIN Took it all to the dome Then I had a BREWER maybe two and MILWAUKEE my a** home Woke up in the morn', sun shining on my face like DEVIL RAYS So I thought I better pray To ST. LOUIS , consuming all the Dewar's hard gin It Just seemed like a CARDINAL SIN CINNATTI RED bloodshot eyes Feeling like I just died, I musta had an ANGEL ANAHEIM Lick maneuver or a liquor remover because I may Have to explain this puddle of puke to PADRE So I say, “dad it was hairy as my PITTS BURGlars and murderers broke in like PIRATES And they punched me in the stomach Took my pinky ring, I asked for the DIAMONDBACK but they were hearing nothing of it And I'm BRAVE like ATLANTA , but these guys were GIANTS and NATS The reason why I didn't try and attack Then I guess just from seeing me stressed He laughed and said, son like CHICAGO, I C.U.B.S At that point in my life, the road was ROCKY Like COLORADO, but I gotta flow that's pretty co*ky Leaving you stunned and I can't go back I've got my mind on my star like an ASTRO cap Went from being a broke fan To realizing on a track, I'm more ATHLETIC than OAKLAND Fitted with A's since the ritalin days I spit it with rage, your just Nicolas Cage And Nicholas' cage couldn't hold the eye of the TIGER Like I was from the city of Shady and 5 Niner Too live for the minors Earned many stripes by burning plenty of mics, see cuz I'm a survivor Avoided more sh** than toilet seats Now I collect ROYAL-tees like I'm loyal to K.C [Talking] Yea, if this is your first time hearing this, you may want to run that back, because you DEFINITELY did not catch all that THIS IS A WARNING TRACK BUT NOT THE ONE IN BASEBALL ONE THAT MAKES THE GREATS ALL LIKE DAMN THIS LITTLE MOTHERfu*kER GOT IT STARTED AT THE BOTTOM AND NOW I'M SHOOTING UP LIKE THE ROCKET (ROGER)