Nick Javas - One Of Them Days lyrics

[Verse] I woke up to a gypsy yelling gibberish So I blasted Rebecca Black back to be equally ridiculous Still half asleep, I go to brush my teeth Mistakenly, I grabbed the Soft Scrub with bleach I burned the sh** out of my gums But at least my smile is a little brighter than it was Into the kitchen for a little Cap N' Crunch And just my luck, the milk poured out in chunks Maybe I'll just get back in bed For a reenactment with a dime I just met A top model, looking like Christina Milian But now more like Troy Polamalu Snatched up my t-shirt, ran out the house Little did I know, I really grabbed her blouse Ran until I lost her Around the corner was the gypsy who scratched my cheek and said "balder"