Nick Heck - My Incredibly Nerdy Cute Little Lady lyrics

If I were a wizard, I'd want you to be My incredibly powerful wizard lady We could go around town getting all the baddies Go back to my place and smoke a fatty Because how much fun do you think it'd be? Being high wizards, just you and me Making fireballs, inventing new spells Accidentally make a swamp monster that smells And if I were a warrior, I'd want you to be My incredibly beautiful warrior lady We could save all the towns folk from evil dragons And ride around town in our real cool wagons Because how much fun do you think it'd be? Being tough warriors, just you and me Beating big monsters day to day Always having enough free time to play To play If I were just a boy I'd want you to be My incredibly nerdy cute little lady We could sit in my room and play FF7 Hanging out with you would just be heaven Because how much fun do you think it'd be? Staring up at my ceiling, just you and me We could make blanket forts, play hide and seek Can I kiss your lips or maybe just your cheek? Your cheek