Can't you see? It all makes perfect sense Expressed in dollars and cents Pounds, shillings and pence Can't you see? It all makes perfect sense Little black soul departs in perfect focus (Hold on soldier) Prime time fodder then the News at Nine (Hold on, hold on soldier) Darling, is the child warm in the bed tonight? [Marv Albert] Hi everybody I'm Marv Albert, and welcome to our telecast, coming to you live from Memorial Stadium! It's a beautiful day,and today we expect a sensational match up! But first, our global anthem Can't you see? It all makes perfect sense Expressed in dollars and cents Pounds, shillings and pence Can't you see? It all makes perfect sense [Marv] And here come the players! As I speak to you now, the captain has his crosshairs zeroed in on the oil rig! It looks to me like he's going to attack! By the way did you know that a submarine captain earns 200,000 dollars a year? [Edward] That's less tax Marv [Marv] Yeah, less tax, thank you Edward [Edward] You're welcome [Marv] Now back to the game- he fires one! Yes! There goes two! Both fish are running! The rig is going into a prevent defense! Will they make it? I don't think so! Explosion Can't you see? It all makes perfect sense Expressed in dollars and cents Pounds, shillings and pence Can't you see? It all makes perfect sense Can't you see? It all makes perfect sense