Nick Bognar - My Greatest Ally lyrics

My greatest ally said, The man that I will marry must have brown hair, play guitar (if only barely) and his SAT scores will both be exactly the same. She a**erted, The one I'm looking for will know the best ways to drive me to the shore and when I meet him, I will know him by his middle name. Now, I don't have all the hair I should, but I know when I've got something good. And the only lasting question I've got is: When will you arrive? Waited all these years. Will you drive to meet me, or will I just sing my love songs for nobody's ears? I said to her: The woman of my dreams will know what color is on the inside of jelly beans and she will sing a song that sounds like one hand clapping for me. I insisted, If she's the one I'm seeking, she'll know the answers without stooping to peeking and she will rise like a mist to greet me when I finally see. Well, she always claps with both hands, but she can always meet my love's demands. She's here, and she's gone. Well, I am not a religious man, but I can admit when I'm blessed -I am!- and I'll never ask for nothing again now that you are here, after all this time. Now that I have met you I will sing my lovesongs for somebody's ears now that you're here