[Verse 1] A blood moon, an old folks home Three straight hours on the phone It's too loud for me to think Oh I'm just looking for reasons to drink Oh I'm just looking for reasons to drink A daddy d**h, a booty call White girl in that bathroom stall I think I'm too geeked out to blink Oh I'm just looking for reasons to drink Oh I'm just looking for reasons to drink [Bridge] I don't know if I - If I'm qualified but god It makes me feel good I don't know if you've said a single word that's true but god It makes me feel good [Verse 2] Midwest state, a credit score White trash begging at your door This pen is running out of ink Oh I'm just looking for reasons to drink Oh I'm just looking for reasons to drink Oh I'm just looking for reasons to drink