[Verse 1] When you came out of your mom Def Leppard playing at the hospital 4 U You know a tadpole makes a frog A Little lily pad makes a home 4 U And did you ever think you had it? Did you really think the water fell 4 U? Well it's gonna be a hard one A hard rain babe is bound to fall 4 U [Chorus] It's gonna sting when the doors don't swing 4 U Give me a call when the disco ball ain't U It's gonna hurt when the boys don't flirt with U They'll leave you high and dry but I'll be there 4 U [Verse 2] When we made out on your lawn Britney was playing on the radio 4 U We stole a 50 from you mom I waltzed up and down the avenue 4 U And did you really think we had it? Did you really think the lovers fell for you? Well girls it's gonna be a sad one A sad day babe is bound to come 4 U [Chorus] It's gonna sting when the doors don't swing 4 U Give me a call when the disco ball ain't U It's gonna hurt when the boys don't flirt with U They'll leave you high and dry but I'll be there 4 U [Spoken from "Poets Condolences to Critics" by Marcus Jackson] Complete pity Your delicate skin forbids you From the June sun strumming Every atom in this public park Sympathy for your keen Allergies, frenzies by the fine Green powder our children Kick airborne, running And play-screaming through clover Our gravest laments extend Toward your diabetes, dismissing This stocky slice of sweet potato pie Auntie-baked, from an unwritten recipe Only family's allowed to learn