Nice Peter - I Quit, You Fat Motherf**er lyrics

Well I got me a job at a run-down diner Big good tips and it couldn't be finer, Till some lady said that I was being rude. She said "My soup's too hot and my coffee's cold." I said "Ma'am that's because your old." And I decided right then to spit somethin' in her food. So I found a plate and I hocked somethin' in it and wouldn't you know it that at just that minute the manager was comin' round that curve.(round that curve) He said "Boy, you just must be crazy, not to mention dumb and lazy." I gave that fat b**h just what he deserved. I said [Chorus] "I quit you fat mother f**er, you can take this job and shove it up your a**." I said "I quit, you fat mother f**er. I'm going home and I'm smoking gra**." Well, we all gotta work just to stay alive and everybody's workin' that 9 to 5 and workin', man it sure can make you sick. When you been workin' 5 years at the same damn place, and the boss keeps screamin' in your Goddamn face and you wanna tell that a**hole to s** yo(s** my big fat)dick. Stand up for yourself and be a man, you can do it, anybody can. Give that fat man a big fat piece of yo mind. Tell him that you want a raise, and if he lives in right in your face, bend right over and show him your behind. And say [Chorus] Everybody's doin' what they can And we're all sick of workin' for the man. So stand up straight and let your voice be heard.( la la la, la la la) Sing this song and flip your boss the birrrd. And tellll himmm I quit, you fat a**, mother fucccker, whoa-oa You can take this job and shove it up your a**. IIII said I quit, you big fat stinky(like an old a** ham sandwich) mother f**er. whooooa-oa I'm going home(a-oo), and I'm smokin'(a-oo) Lord I'm tokin'(a-oo) Lord I'm smokin' gra**ss. I'm smo