Nice Peter - Santa Is a Gangsta (radio Edit) lyrics

Yeah Ya'll know what time it is! 11: 50 PM December 24th Oh, oh, oh I'm getting ready I'm lacing up my coal black boots I got my cap on straight And I'm sipping on a deuce deuce I've been eating chocolates for a month to remind me The big night's coming got the whole crew behind me It's reindeer's, beeyatch I flip the swi-atch I'm judging mad kids like I was Justice Scalia-atch the good one, the bad ones committing little crimes I mad a big a**-list and I check that sh– two times If your name's got a plus then you're getting hooked up Gonna wake to find a phat-a** present in a box Your name's got a negative? You better watch your a** I'm putting f**ing coal in your socks, motha f-ckas I know what you did I see you when you're sleeping, b**h I know where you live Everybody wants to try to hat the player, hate the game Little G's around the world know my name Cause Santa is a Motha-f**ing Gangsta Santa Claus is coming riding in a sled so fast Santa Claus is coming So you better watch your a** He's making a list He's checking that sh** in the North pole, not the South Santa Claus is coming And you're gonna get a candy cane, dick, in yo' mouth Don't be comin' round to the pole Cause it's cold You wanna step to my boss? You gonna end up getting midget tossed I stand next to your mom And use her p**y hairs as dental floss I'm a short little thug but get this sh** done And when the toys is finished then I like to have some fun I be smoking blunts of mistle toe all night long using Rudolph's nose to light that bong Anybody want to try to step to the Kringle Krew? I show up at your house, and I stomp you with my jingle shoes Say what? You ain't scared cause I'm three feet tall? Watch me stab you in the kneecaps And bite you in the b-lls I'm a shorty in a whole crew of shorties They do all my work for me So why don't you just bl-w me homie, I'm gangsta Santa Claus is coming Riding in a sled so fast Stana Claus is coming So you better watch your zss He's making a list He's checking that sh** He's checking that sh** in the North pole, not the S Santa Claus is coming And you're gonna get a candy cane, dick, in yo' mouth All you naughty boys and naughty girls out there Watch yo' step All you copy cat b**hes in the shopping malls How many of you motha f-ckas Got chocolate shaped like you? S.C E.L.F In the house Christmas I'd like to send this out to Dopey Haven't seen you in a while motha f-cka I wear pajamas