Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD - Master Chief vs Leonidas lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! MASTER CHIEF VS LEONIDAS! BEGIN! [Leonidas] Spartans, let's start this, Show this petty officer who's the hardest The biggest mistake that you've ever made I'll toss you like a frag grenade I'll stomp you in the face with my sandals, enraged And tonight we shall rhyme in the shade Your puny fans are fat nerds on computers, Jerking off to games, giving themselves first-person shooters. Your armor's hard, but my abs are harder, You're in my hood now, Chief, This is Sparta! [Master Chief] Not so fast Cortana says you're Greek So why don't you stick these lyrics up your a** They built a monument to my sins You're the soldier they need you to be Ain't no way that you can beat me Even my initials spell M.C While you and your companions were all camping in a canyon Took a campaign to your house and showed your queen my plasma cannon They shoulda thrown your rhymes over the cliff because they're sickly You will not enjoy this, but it will be over quickly [Leonidas] Ha! I've had better battles with my six-year-old son I don't need firepower when I'm rockin these guns I'm King, you sleep in a freezer in outer space I'd look you in the eyes, but you're too much of a b**h to show your face! [Master Chief] You've got a bad case of no shirt there, Fabio Flintstone. Your whole plan got messed up by a hunchback with down syndrome 300 a**es needed kicking, give more teabags than Lipton So why don't you quit your b**hing, my trigger finger's itching WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!