Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD - Columbus vs Captain Kirk lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! CAPTAIN KIRK! VS! CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS! BEGIN! [Christopher Columbus] Arrivederci I'mma leave before this battle begins Cause we both know in the end which of these captains gonna win I'll show you how a real explorer handles a situation I'll beat you so bad they'll feel it in the next generation So bring it on I'll whip you like a Klingon My rhymes will burrow in your ears like The Wrath of Khan I've got a neck chop for Spock I'll put my sword through Sulu Check into a Priceline Hotel and watch your fat a** on Hulu [Captain Kirk] I'm the enterprising Captain James Tiberius Kirk Representing Riverside Iowa, planet Earth I hear you call yourself an explorer But I'm just not having it You discovered a new world that was already inhabited Why don't you boldly go someplace you've never gone before like India Or any destination you actually set sail for You spaghetti eating f** How's your spice rack doing? I'll be chilling in my spaceship Have fun canoeing [Christopher Columbus] You know rapping against you it's not even fun It's like somebody set your brains on stun I am the fabric of history, you are a fictional stain I'll stick a flag up your a** and claim you for Spain! [Captain Kirk] Mr. Spock beam me back to 1492 so I can beat this man like it's my job We'll see how Isabella likes my Captain's log It's Kobayashi for you, there's no way you could win When your weak crew sees me approaching They'll be like, dammit it's Jim I'll double-fist-punch you, you slave making b**h! Now, take your genocidal a** off of my bridge WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPICRRRRRRRRRAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!