Got this notion from another man Put this dead fish in my hand Paperweight baby it's my name I hold you down coz your all the same to me That's right Say whatever you want baby, I'm your man And I can help you yes I can Paperweight baby it's my name I can't relate coz your all the same to me That's right Makes no difference what they say We're goin' on holiday Jumped my boat off the coast at Biscay We're goin' on holiday Been up all night and I sleep all day Why oh why do I live this way Hey pretty girl sit next to me Coz I'm a ten foot diamond Christmas tree Makes no difference what they say We're goin' on holiday Hold my calls just get me on the front page We're goin' on holiday Makes no difference what they say We're goin' on holiday Jumped my boat off the coast at Biscay We're goin' on holiday