I slipped on down to the corner pub alone I tried to dry my tears They tried to wrangle a story from me Without determination I said (Chorus) Love's no fun just a bitter nightmare He stormed right out and he said he don't care And I'm too drunk to figure out Just why he's gone or what I've done now It started after I stumbled my way home Just out for a little night cap He'd been waiting up for me It's 10 to 3 so where you been now I'm curled up now with a bottle slightly stoned The apartment is bitter cold The couch, bed, TV, he took them all I tried to get him to leave the toaster What I've done now Drunk on Tuesday What I've done now Drunk on Tuesday night