New Power Generation (N.P.G.) - Johnny lyrics

We got a wonderful show 4 y'all 2night, uh (Alright, I love it) But first off, before we get 2 the band We'd like 2 bring up this nice funny young man, uh (Look at that dog, man, give me one of them) Jimmy Joe go'n bring out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and give us some jokes (Naw, get him off the stage) OK, well hold on, oh, uh, uh (Come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? (Who cares?) (Get your white a** off the stage!) (I paid 3 dollars man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, OK, I'll, I... (Sit down) (N.P.G.! N.P.G.! N.P.G.! ...) {crowd chants} OK, well, ladies and gentlemen U didn't like my jokes I'm gonna introduce a wonderful band 2 U (Bring on the band) They're the hottest thing I know [nowadays] The N.P.G.! {crowd cheers} That's right, we're the only band 2 bring it 2 U live After rockin' the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.P.G., we're gonna wreck in '93 (Glam Slam, are U ready?) (Yeah!) (I said Glam Slam, are U ready?) (Hell yeah!) Ooh, this is nice Yeah, I told U we would get good seats U didn't get good seats at the restaurant Well, well, U don't never trust nobody Shut up bald head motherf**ker Sit, sit down here, I'ma go up here and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see Tony anyway Fellas, fellas, throw that sh** down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now U ... (That's what I'm talkin' about) U guys got some tootsie pops in here? (Yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, Johnny in the house) U got 2 have some tootsie pop, mmm, alright Glam Slam granny with the hot pants on (Where she at?) (Hey, over here) Give me good lovin' till after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't trust pills (Goldn***a) ('cause we damn skippy right) And if U don't love me then your sister will (Gold) Now let me hear U sing damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 times} Come on We gonna freak 2 the... (1 2, tell me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm about 2 score) Everybody (5 6, s** up on this) Johnny, drop it! Tell me, tell me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do I never had another granny look like U Every time I see U, girl, my Johnny get hard Harder than the handle on the rake in my yard Harder than the brownstone brick on my house If I ever, ever, ever get U into my mouth (Yeah) I'll drink U like a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, can't U understand? I'm only fantasizing 'cause your love is tantalizing And it's got me burning rubber in my pants But I don't wanna do U till I spend the time 2 school U On the fine art of romance U got 2 know how 2 make love 2 me, below and above me In the back of my BMW "Z" The bang bang boogie, U will give it 2 me 'cause Johnny will make U dance (Can we bring it up?) Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 times} Give it up Everybody We're gettin' sleazy Shake it (Hot damn!) Yeah, hit it fellas Goldn***az, this is funky Y'all have 2 excuse me 4 a second What, U out? Yeah U out? I'm out Mind if I join ya? Aren't U supposed 2 be up there singin'? Yeah Where's Prince? What do U mean "Where's Prince?" I thought he was gonna sing 2night Ah, ain't that a b**h? Come on, wait, come here Tony, where is he? Levi (In the house) Who next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (Bobby Brown) Bring it on (Bring it on) (Morris, where U at?) Time 2 school (Stop AIDS) Yo Tommy, yo Tommy, what U here 4, man? Sweet keys (Play that motor scooter) Say what? (Don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we need a little self check (Saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what your background? (Damn!) That ain't workin', man What U think we need? Kathy J. (Ah yeah) See, that gonna straighten me right out That just straight... that just straightens me right out (Ooh) N.P.G. (in the motherf**kin' house) {x3} N.P.G. (That's how we rollin') {crowd noise} (Get a clap goin') {repeat} Get a grip, Tone, get a grip (Can I, can I, can I?) Get a grip, Tone, get a grip (Can I grip it?) Get a grip, Tone, get a grip (Can I, can I, can I?) Get a grip, Tone, get a grip (Just 4 the ladies) (Holy Jesus) Hey baby, what U doin'? I would like 2 introduce 2 U What's your name, baby? Chicanes Chicanes? Yo, grippin' the mic is like grippin' necks But I only grip necks when a brother's on the B-side of some safe s** That means the A-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (Oh) Ooh, yeah ha But enough about my propers Brothers write 2 much about how they been endowed, boy And God, I've been blessed with just enough 2 get the job done Check it just like Ford (What?) - "Quality is job one" 2 get a grip, U need a handle, not a breaker 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves cause 2 much scandal See, things got funny when I made my money Why brothers got jelly when pockets get fat? Their pockets equal fly honeys An equation that just don't figure 'cause Tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the bu*t of a gold digger (So what U sayin'?) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 this honey dip (Honey dip) Check it, get a grip Oh Tony, that was great No no, serious sh**, man, that was great I'm telling U, believe me when I say That this is just... this is rap at its finest Yes, I'm tellin' U, U know (Who is this dude, man? Go on, get outta the way) Alright, I just wanna... (Get outta here!) Johnny needs a Jim (Jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny needs a Jim (Yo, let me borrow a couple of those) Take a few packs Tone I ain't goin out like that, U know what I'm sayin'? Who got the 'lactics? (Gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (Ain't go'n rain on me!) Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 times} Pick it up Everybody Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky funky fine Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky funky fine In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky fine And we're rockin' that stupid sh** Well, well (Well, well, well) U know Lord, it's really hard being the best band in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 thank U right now 4 all U done And the New Power Generation would like 2 say "Amen" In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky fine And we're rockin' that stupid sh** W - W - WNPG (Rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 U directly (Ha ha ha) (Come one) (Goldn***a) From Paisley (Put your sh** up while U sleep) (Gold) Goldn***a We out We try that one more time? (Yeah) Bring on number 1, bring on number 2, bring on the N.P.G. {repeat 4 times} Bring on number 1, bring on number 2 Now we out