I woke up late today Actually I do that everyday Got no place to be seen Im not part of a scene Im a genius loser Keeping counsel with my own opinion President of the state that Im in Should I just stay in bed? Should I live in my head? Oh God, so many questions to ask Oh, you could call me lazy I think of it as taking my time Cos I dont want to do what I dont want to do Im the queen refusenik But - oh my God if I was somebody Id be doing it all just fine But Im a real late starter So Im making up for lost time Oh my God if I was somebody youd be kissing my arse right now But Im so polite I do it all of the time I missed my calling in life Oh well. Day by day I wonder If I will be torn asunder By these things that I know that nobody else knows Or maybe its the drinking I guess we should consult a Bible Everybody needs a sign - or Bless the birds and the bees The flowers and trees And blessed be the slacker But - oh my God if I was somebody Id be doing it all just fine But Im a real late starter So Im making up for lost time Oh my God if I was somebody youd be kissing my arse right now But Im so polite I do this all of the time I missed my calling in life And you, must be having a laugh Oh God youre having a laugh No point in worrying if my day's a disaster Inside my little head Im happy ever after Yes I am Oh my God if I was somebody Id be doing it all just fine But Im a real late starter So Im making up for lost time Oh my God if I was somebody youd be kissing my arse right now But Im so polite I missed my calling in life Oh my God if I was somebody Id be doing it all just fine But Im a real late starter So Im making up for lost time Oh my God if I was somebody youd be kissing my arse right now But Im so polite I do this all of the time I missed my calling in life Oooh what of my life? Yeah well.