[Verse] Go back to Portland Go back to school Go back to the 90s When sh** was cool Go back to metal Go back to punk Go back to f**ing And f**ing up [Chorus] Ohh let's slam the crust punk 'Cause he grabbed your bag of doughnuts On the corner of southwest, 13th avenue Nobody gives a f** About your stupid food truck at all Out on the streets Of Portland [Spoken] (And there's more!) (Alright) [Verse] Stop leaving parties Stop going home Stop jerking off with Your iPhone Stop eating kale On your sub Stop drinking coffee In a strip club [Chorus] Ohh let's slam the crust punk Over a bag of doughnuts On the corner of southwest, 13th avenue Nobody gives a damn About your stupid folk rock band at all Out on the streets Of Portland [Bridge] Portland x15 Bus ride, (Portland!) Burnside, (Portland!) Get drunk, (Portland!) Crust punk, (Portland!) Bookstore, (Portland!) Doughnut, (Portland!) And that's everything I know about Portland [Chorus] Buying the crust punk A nice big bag of doughnuts On the corner of southwest, 13th avenue No one gives a doggy doo About your stupid home brew at all Out on the streets The filthy streets The crust punk streets The food truck streets Out on the streets Of Portland Portland, Portland, Portland