Nerf Herder - Nosering Girl lyrics

I : I met a girl She was standing on the dance floor of the club She was a very very pretty girl So I went up and talked to her And when you share your thoughts with someone you feel close to them Nosering girl I love you Nosering girl I want you I want you I want you [x2] Yeah she had pretty hair and beautiful eyes And a Dalmatian jacket (Dalmatian jacket) And she was the kind of girl who you would give up eating meat for No more salami No more steak or potatoes Yeah you would walk on down to the health food store And buy hummus and tabouli and babaganoush and ricecakes ricecakes ricecakes Nosering girl I love you Nosering girl I want you I want you I want you [x2] As it turns out, she was the cousin Of the ex-girlfriend of my good friend Steve my very good friend Steve But she didn't like me She said I was a drunkard, an alcoholic, a weirdo, a freak (freak) Nosering girl I love you Nosering girl I want you I want you I want you [x2]