Girl sometimes you're hungry, You want something to eat You don't want no little salad yes you want a lot of meat You don't want no pastrami, And no corned beef on rye Girl there's only one kind of sandwich that's really gonna satisfy chorus: Love sandwich Love sandwich, uh huh Love sandwich Love sandwich, uh huh This ain't the kind of snack That you get from your mommy Your mommy ain't never seen such a whole lot of salami Girl I'm gonna take you on a superfantastic trip Cuz, baby you haven't had nothing til you've had my miracle whip (chorus) Yeah you, and me, and Steve makes three And Dave has got the video, Dave has got the video Yeah you, and me, and Steve makes three And Dave has got the video, Dave has got the Yeah you, and Steve, and Bernie makes three And Fernando and Mr. Belvedere in the hot tub, yeah! Girl sometimes you're hungry, You want something to eat You don't want no little salad yes you want a lot of meat Let me tell you 'bout The funky love sandwich Me and Steve are the bread And you're the meat, b**h! (chorus) Love sandwich, uh huh uh huh uh huh (4x)