I've got a bo*er for Christmas Mend up your stocking hole 'Cause this lump ain't made of coal I've got a bo*er for Christmas Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing I've got a bo*er for Christmas Singin' joy to the world! To each and every girl To a-all of your girls O-oooh Go! Oooh, oooh, ooooh Yeah! Oooh, oooh, ooooh Hang up your Christmas stocking And let me put my co*k in I've got a bo*er for Christmas All year you've been in a rut This time let's do it in the bu*t I've got a bo*er for Christmas Singing joy to the world. Each and every girl. To a-all of your girls O-oooh. I've got a bo*er O-oooh For Christmas