Nerf Herder - Hotel California lyrics

She works all day at the Burger King Gettin' greasy for the dollars Promoted to fries But there's tears in her eyes It's not the grease or the pickles that upset her California Hotel California California Hotel California California Hotel California You can't stab the beast A look of disgust on her pimple-marked face No amount of mayonnaise can cover She browns out the k**, charbroilling on the grill Singin "d**h for no reason, d**h for no reason is murder" California Hotel California California Hotel California California Hotel California She can't stand the beast She stabs him with her steely eyes But she just can't k** the beast California...