Nerf Herder - Pantera Fans In Love lyrics

I bleached my hair just like Vince Neil Then you made me cut it like James Hetfield We're gonna put an end to alternative rock We'll find a way to make the Cranberries stop We went to Sears for pictures at Christmastime But they wouldn't let us make the metal sign No they wouldn't let us make the metal sign I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese It's hard to eat when you're headbanging Makin' out in the middle of the pit How come Slayer doesn't sing about this If anything comes between you and me Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet We are Pantera fans in love What's with these punk rock nerds, they can't even sing I wish we'd never heard of The Offspring A candlelit dinner, now we're holding hands I taught you how to draw your first pentagram We went miniature golfing but we didn't get far Because we used the clubs to play air guitar Oh we used the clubs to play air guitar now I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese It's hard to eat when you're headbanging Makin' out in the middle of the pit How come Slayer doesn't sing about this If anything comes between you and me Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet We are Pantera fans in love We are we are Pantera fans in love We saw Ozzy on our first date Our special song is Crazy Train Makin' out in the middle of the pit How come Slayer doesn't sing about this If anything comes between you and me Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet We are Metallica fans We are Megadeth fans We are Manowar fans in love We are Pantera fans in love