Nerf Herder - Lamer Than Lame lyrics

How do I get through to a girl like you Workin' at the pretzel station at the mall Beautiful lips like Strawberry Quick I saw your boyfriend he looks like a dick You won't check me out 'Cause I work in the back at the Radio Shack I won't be surprised if you don't call me tonight 'Cause I'm lamer than lame Uncool in every single way But your boyfriend makes you wanna cry Don't you think its time you tried a different kind of guy How can even make you understand When I'm wearing the pants with the elastic waistband oh no Saw you on the bus laughing with your pretty friends I was in back with the retarded kids Tried to say hello at the high school dance Then I wet my pants I won't be surprised if you don't call me tonight 'Cause I'm lamer than lame Uncool in every single way But your boyfriend makes you wanna cry Don't you think its time you tried a different kind of guy We could be happy I could be the one you're looking for I could get a haircut and I'd give up the video games No need to explain why you didn't know my name 'Cause I'm lamer than lame Uncool in every single way But your boyfriend makes me wanna cry Don't you think its time you tried a different kind of guy Lamer Lamer