Nerf Herder - Feeling Bad lyrics

Met a girl at the movies She was so beautiful She was the one for me So I asked her if I could call her at home She said "No thanks just give me my popcorn" So I followed her into the theater And found a seat that was right behind her Smelled her hair, smelled her sweater And then I touched myself Feeling bad about myself again Feeling bad oh yeah Feeling bad about myself again today At the school, at the rock show At the rollercade, everywhere I go People are smiling Iits always been the same They're wearin' groovy clothes Check me out I'm lame Paid for a membership down at the local gym Tired of getting dumped, let's get really pumped Thought I'd look like Henry Rollins But I still look like Phil Collins Feeling bad about myself again Girls ignore me in the chat room Feeling bad about myself again today We were in Paris We were up in the Eiffel Tower We were getting married and all our friends were there We made love underneath the Parisian moon But that was just a dream Just a dream Just a crazy dream Feeling bad about myself again Feeling bad oh yeah Feeling bad about myself again today Feeling bad about myself again First to be the last one picked first I'm feeling bad today