Nerf Herder - Welcome to My World lyrics

Sitting in my boxers, eating Apple Jacks Welcome to my world Welcome to my world Wacking it to late night Cinemax Welcome to my world Jägermeister and Captain Crunch Nicotine and The Brady Bunch Building a boat outta pudding cups Welcome to my world Welcome to my world Non-stop no girl action without you This old shirt is starting to stink I don't give a damn what people think I can take a leak in the kitchen sink Welcome to my world No you needn't shed a tear 'Cause I've got waffles, and I've got beer And I've got Mr. Belvedere Welcome to my world Welcome to my world Non-stop no girl action without you, oh yeah Don't wanna be here, don't wanna be here tonight Can't stand another episode of Cheers tonight I hate that Woody, I hate Diane Frasier and Norman, that dumba** mailman